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Part 4 :3

The moment you all waited for.... BREAKFAST!
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You walked up the staircase and entered the dining room. ('There even is a huge dining room? What kind of ship is this!')
Your crewmates were already waiting for you, but they were'nt  shouting or singing like always, they weren't even laughing. They just sat there in silence....
They safed you a seet between Francis and Antonio, a charming pirate with a short, brown ponytail and green eyes, who you had met last night.

"Why is Arthur making breakfast?" You asked Francis. "Is it normal for a captain to cook."

Francis shook his head. "It's more like a hobby to him."

"Once in a while Captain Arthur decides to cook a meal." Antonio told  you. "But normally Francis prepares our food."

'The food can't be really bad, right?' you thought. 'If Arthur makes food often, it can't be horrible!'
But stil.... You thought the smell that came from the kitchen was kind of horrifying....

You and the other pirates just sat there at the dining table until Arthur opened the kitchen door. (Is that smoke comming from the kitchen?)
Arthur put the plate he was holding in front of you.

"Enjoy your meal!" he said.

You looked down at the dish. It looked kind of.... Tasty...
The plate was filled with all kinds of things. Eggs, Toast, Bacon, Sausages, Beans and even a few scones.
you picked up your fork and knife and cut a piece of the sausage. The other pirates stared at you like you were doing something very interesting. It was almost like they thought it was exciting to see you eat your first bite.
Arthur was also staring at with a hopefull face.

You slowely took your first bite.
A horrible flavour spread trough your mouth. A shiver ran through your spine and you wanted to throw up.
How was it possible to make something this disgusting?!

"How is it?" Arthur asked you hopefully while you were trying to swallow down the piece of sausage.

"I- It's good." you said, forcing yourself to smile. "It's really good."

Arthur's hopefull face changed into a happy smiling one. It was the biggest smile he aver gave you since ou met him. It was kind of cute...
You took another bite and you tasted the horrible flavour again,
You looked around the table and saw that most of the pirates also were also about to throw up.

"Don't you guys want anything to eat?" you asked them, hoping you could share your meal with them.

"We already ate!" Gilbert said, "It's all yours."

"Nice try." Whispered Francis in your ear.

You took another bite and after a while you finally finished your breakfast.
You felt sick and your stomach made a weird sound when you moved.

"Oi Captain." Gilbert turned his head to Arthur. "aren't you supposed to be doing something?"

"Hmm? Oh your right! I should check if we are still sailing the right route!"
Arthur left the room....

"Gilbert, go and get some wather!" Francis ordered Gilbert. "And don't forget the bucket."

"I- I'm fine!" You moaned.

"You're kidding right?" Antonio laughed. "You look as green as a little Jalapeño!"

"Do you think he noticed?" You asked.

Alfred shook his head. "Captain Artie? No way, dude! He's way to optimistic to notice it!"

"He's a great captain but a horrible housewife!" Antonio said.

You felt kind of felt sorry for Arthur that everyone was making fun of him?
'Wait, why? He kidnapped my best friend! I hate him!'

Francis petted your back. "You acted like a real man just now." He said.
"I'm proud of you."

'You should know...'
This vhapter kinda failed... sorry!
Stupid writers block :(

Artie was waaaaaaaaay to happy this chapter xD

The bad touch trio is now complete!! :D

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AshleynWoods Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You cant make bacon bad you just cant..
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BlackRose11A Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
you can't ruin bacon! it. is. IMPOSSIBLE! bacon is always good. no matter what the Doctor says
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DawnMisty Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014
The Doctor obviously hasn't tasted good bacon! The bacon he ate was defective! XD
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FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
At least Reader-chan was polite...
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torilily Featured By Owner May 7, 2014
Why,why, did I eat Arthur's of all the people's food in this God forsaken world lol
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Littlemisspagan Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
Oh, Gate (FMA reference), it's the green soup thing all over again...
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Otaku144 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Correction: nearly dies inside
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Otaku144 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hooray! Food! *Bites and nearly does inside* oh, it's really good! *throws up when not looking*
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AlextheHuman27 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Student General Artist
I LIVED !!! YAAY !!
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xShiningLoveforYouX Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yum, food! -eats everything on it-
 
~Later in the hospital..~

Holy mother of scones.
Amen.
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KiaRyland Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I would've died by the first bite.
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kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I ate ALL of Arthurs cooking and I'm still alive its a miracle
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cartoonlovinggal Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I wonder why Artie is so... Cheerful when he is supposed to be mean and ruthless *confused*

I love this story and the idea :dummy:
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neigma Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Student General Artist

oh... my... god...

 

heaven help my stomach...

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Kotetsufan Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013
... Reader is more manly then the men... :D lol
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TheSimSilly Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013
Ah yes! But that's a good thing! I mean... Atleast one of the pirates HAS to be manly!
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Kotetsufan Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013
xD lol that makes sense
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Aero-Dragon Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this series! Too cute! 
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TsumesWolf Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Student General Artist
Eh...I've had worse.....how does burnt pizza sound along with several things I couldn't identify since they were burnt. At least I could tell what was what in this chapter!
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FilypaWishes Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013
If that's like a real men,then I must say that you didn't met so many womans Francis...(sorry to take your title off...) hahaha
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Hetalia4Ever99 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And for some reason, I'm fairly sure I'd end up liking his cooking.
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Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
Loved what Francis said at the end XD
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fizzyfruit Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! I love how Artie is all hopefull that I'd actually enjoy his cooking and then starts acting all happy after I say I do and then once Artie leaves everyone tries to help me cope with his cooking and panics and ITS JUST SO FUN-NAAAY!!!
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
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moot3100 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
As long as Iggy's happy, I'm happy...XD I'm surprised no one's figured out I'm a girl yet...
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FrozenAngelBrony Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
what should I know!?!?!? the suspension is killing me man!!
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animeandmangadrawer Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I really liked happy England it makes me feel happy too :)
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TheSimSilly Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
Yes me 2 happy Iggy is kawaii :D
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MutsumiHasagawa Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I acted like a real man lols
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TheSimSilly Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
Good job reader-tan!
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MutsumiHasagawa Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks^^
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CherryTheNinja Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
When I saw this I was like "YESSSS" IT'S SO AMAZING~<3
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TheSimSilly Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
Thank you :D
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CherryTheNinja Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Yw c;
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kittyfaikuropuppy Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
Oh my glob my tummy started to hurt when reader-chan ate the food XP
Can't wait for the next one XD
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:iconthesimsilly:
TheSimSilly Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
Aaw poor you :(
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stupidbread Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
;A; Reader-chan is so brave!
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:iconthesimsilly:
TheSimSilly Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
Indeed! Good job reader-tan!
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shadowleira Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013   Writer
Whoo~! terrible food! I shall force feed it to all of you!!
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Dracosara Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconbegplz: Please don't make me eat the food again!
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YowaneHaku5 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
I ate it :iconsickplz:
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:iconthesimsilly:
TheSimSilly Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
aaaw~ Are you okay?
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YowaneHaku5 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
:iconimdeadplz:
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TheSimSilly Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Noooo! Don't die! D: you still have to save Lily!
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YowaneHaku5 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
RIGHT :iconimaheroplz:
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A-Cooke Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh my god, you are such a good writer!! I love this series keep up the good work ;) . I cant wait for part 5 :D
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TheSimSilly Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
Thank you so much~ <3
(by the way, I love your ID I love kubo-kun :D)
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A-Cooke Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
oh thank-you he is my favourite character!! :heart: ^_^
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Hetalia-Spain Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
((HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME EAT THAT!? ;~; Hopefully, I'll be alright... xD

Awesomeness~ Excited for Part 5! x3))
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TiniEve Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
LOVED IT~
cant wait for the part 5!~
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